get out of there cat. wait…. how did you get in there? and where is all the food? now i know how you gained 5 lbs overnight.
It’s always important to remind your pets that you could literally eat them at any time.
get down from there cat. you are not a bat. you cannot sleep upside down or turn into a vampire when i’m not looking.
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now where can i get one of these for my dog?!
the poor corgi looks miserably pissed lol
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